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18 Demotivational Poster

Distress -

TAGS: at 18000 feet
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 27, 2015, 11:06 pm
Fantastic! 5L

I WONT DIE - from lack of shooting back

TAGS: 9mm belgin 18shot
Rating: 4.44/5

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Swampfox - May 27, 2012, 5:58 pm
9mm Belgium 18 shot Double barrel.
EmilioDumphque - May 27, 2012, 3:12 pm
An 18 shooter??
maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:14 am
I Second That.

Arizona Border Patrol Drug Bust -

TAGS: 18 milkweed pods during golf
Rating: 3.25/5

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turbogt350 - February 2, 2017, 5:50 pm
That is going to Hurt, and will take a long time to get them out. That stuff is nasty.


TAGS: 1859
Rating: 4.63/5

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Anonymous2 - April 8, 2010, 1:11 pm
About the women with real boobs line, what would you expect when they put Cubby on their flag?
forseti - April 8, 2010, 2:12 am
okay: I pick 3. Try again! 1! Go higher! 5. Too high. 3? You already said 3. 6? There is no 6. 2? Double it! 4! As you wish sir. And one extra for the 'hidden' racism ;)
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:42 pm
Another 5 for the Airman. The truth speaks volumes.
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 7:38 pm
BURN!As a Cali native born and bread this hurts but hey the truth does from time to time. 5L's for you sir!

9/11 - The Freemasons made a serious error with the Morgan affair in 1826

TAGS: freemasons 9 11 morgan affair 1826 rnr
Rating: 2.13/5

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aPauling - August 28, 2008, 8:42 am
At age 45, Morgan married a 16 year old girl. Ah, the good old days.
Anakun - August 26, 2008, 7:02 pm
WTF? Over!

SADIE JOE'S HOOKER LICENSE - Tombstone, AZ signed by Wyatt Earp

TAGS: 1891
Rating: 4.5/5

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TAGS: f18 navy
Rating: 4.43/5

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rerun - May 18, 2011, 9:10 pm

That is what we call a true "wingman"
Archsquee - May 18, 2011, 9:09 pm
Anyone else notice the levitating guy next to the plane?

JACK DANIELS - Dropping panties since the 1800's

TAGS: jack daniels dropping paties 1800
Rating: 3.63/5

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CaptLiberty - November 29, 2011, 12:22 am
FAIL...because you're too lazy to spend 30 seconds googling Jack Daniels to find out it was started in 1875.



TAGS: f18 hornet bee hive
Rating: 4.63/5

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forseti - November 24, 2010, 1:44 pm
...and then the pilot created caramel.
Airman - November 24, 2010, 1:04 pm
that would certainly be the quickest solution! But.. doesn't that look like a big jar below the engine.. maybe they got the queen and got them out of there. They could use their firefighting unis to get in there
rerun - November 24, 2010, 12:26 pm

wonder how this problem was resolved....we have ignition?

"WISHING YOU WERE DEAD" - Is a phenomenon experienced by those who realise that they just bailed out of a 35 million dollar aircraft

TAGS: f 18 hornet bail out death
Rating: 4.1/5

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Aurielius - September 28, 2015, 2:47 pm
Actually you are thanking the gods that you got out in time..screw the cost, pilots are more valuable...as any aviator will tell you.
AdmiralAckbar - December 21, 2010, 2:57 pm
you should try writing software for lawyers.


TAGS: caturday poster day dec18 cubby
Rating: 3.92/5

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Master - April 24, 2011, 4:10 pm
This looks like an early model Monorail Cat. It needs more stability!


TAGS: intimate sad bird s nest 8188452394
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 1:29 pm
Wait... the image. Got it now. Man, I was thinking something worse.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:30 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 9:53 am
have you guys ever seen 'allo 'allo? This poster brought back memories. 5 wet celeries.
GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 8:47 am
grandma had one of these, it was always in her bedroom somewhere...she said grandpa was a dirty ol man, guess he was dusty too...5L
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 6:32 am

funny and profound. loved it. where's the 10L button.

LEGAL - She has been in our country for two years

TAGS: legal 18 harry potter
Rating: 2.28/5

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KRis - July 9, 2008, 1:23 pm
So hot for an 18 year old it's insane.
Charles In Charge - June 16, 2008, 7:54 pm
I wish she'd pose for hustler.. shes so yummy
usmcbearcat - April 30, 2008, 12:40 am
And thank god she is....she is hot, i'd do her



TAGS: f18
Rating: 4/5

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maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 8:24 am
Shot And A Beer Please.


THE WORKING TITLE - was 'The, Good, The Bad & The Ugly' but aparently Oprah wasn't available !!



TAGS: f18 pilot navy airman takeoff
Rating: 4.61/5

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forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:17 pm
I love it!!


TAGS: pilots f18
Rating: 4.14/5

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EvilFox302 - May 6, 2011, 6:25 am
Amen on this one.
MPsniper - April 29, 2011, 5:41 am
EJECT...EJECT...EJECT. only one powerplant is in burner. a little thrust imbalance?

GRAMPS - He Has An Idea For Your 18th Birthday.



TAGS: f18 launch
Rating: 4.47/5

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Airman - January 10, 2012, 3:26 pm
I used to work in an office where there were 5 of us who would go out drinking once in awhile after work. the rule was.. if you were going to party late, you better be at work on time, or the others will give you grief.. that is all that saying means
Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 7:38 am
I think it is about a cretain pisslot famously AWOL: George the Thickst. It means if you come on board the morning after the night before and tell the world it's over, all the people who never voted for you will wipe the deck with you.
Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 7:37 am
I think it is About a sretain pisslot famously AWOL: George the Thickst. It means if you come on board the morning after the night before and tell the world it's over, all the people who never voted for you will wipe the deck with you.
EmilioDumphque - December 25, 2011, 4:53 am
That's not an eagle, it's a hornet.
Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 2:03 pm
....The hell does that even mean? O.o

ELVES - They're masters of sarcasm.

TAGS: i can picture it now logicdude sitting next to a pile of soybeans with a magnifying glass assignment for december 18 elves
Rating: 3.61/5

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Baggis - December 31, 2009, 6:38 am
Thats not an elf, its Monique and she is perfectly human (as far as people in comics can be) dont you people read sinfest? :p
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 12:18 pm
Look what Briton found!!!, Sorry Briton.....but....yeah.
sickartist - December 18, 2009, 12:12 pm
5L I actually LOL'd
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 9:37 am

I KNEW IT - Those beans were going to come back to haunt me.


TAGS: f18 hanger
Rating: 4.7/5

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agdaniele - February 10, 2011, 10:49 am
Amsome. Incredible.
Mongoose - February 10, 2011, 7:23 am
Cassuis Clay ??


TAGS: f18s catapult temptations
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - June 19, 2012, 5:35 pm
That's For Sure.


TAGS: f18 launch
Rating: 3.73/5

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GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 4:58 pm
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 4:56 pm
"and away we go" was a catch phrase for Jackie Gleason after his momlouge and before he started his show. the plane taking off, is just headed off to start his show...
superstaber2 - April 25, 2010, 4:48 pm
how's this funny. please tell me

LAUGHTER - I'm betting you get a lot of it, especially when a new girlfriend sees you without your pants for the first time.

TAGS: you didnt read the poster and youre not reading this so why am i even typing assignment for october 18 redhead with great cleavage its a good thing
Rating: 3.68/5

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GuinnessTroll - February 22, 2010, 4:41 pm
Well, she grew up ...well.
DreMagnum - October 20, 2009, 12:07 am
Renee Olstead is my biggest crush lol
iwishiknewmynamess too - October 20, 2009, 12:00 am
hmmmmmm well played...

THANKS, SEAN!!! - I always wondered where canadian bacon came from.

CHARISMA - Who says putting an 18 in it is bad?

TAGS: barack obama charisma 18
Rating: 2.75/5

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Morgaine - February 28, 2010, 9:02 pm
well that explains everything!


TAGS: history nothing 1897
Rating: 4.88/5

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carebear - March 16, 2012, 1:08 pm
(carebear BANNED)


TAGS: cubby theme jan 18 2011
Rating: 4.36/5

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pzykosiz - January 20, 2011, 5:04 am
goth's are better because they don't care if you leave bruises
Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 11:26 pm
HAHAHAH! Dude, Moo+! A very literal L'ing of MAO on that one. I should be more specific...SCENE girls are irresistable. You know...the ones who are in it for the fashion not the disfiguring. Notice how I didn't refute the tagging of said ass lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 18, 2011, 10:39 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 18, 2011, 10:39 pm
Or you just like girls that cut themselves and have low self esteem.......Maybe you're sensitive (or maybe you figured out that they're more likely to let you tag 'em in the ass) Either way, you come out looking bad.
Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 10:32 pm
I dunno what it is but I find emo girls to be very hot...maybe its because you know they likely have more kinks than your average garden hose after the spring thaw.





TAGS: f18 carrier
Rating: 4.82/5

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TAGS: 1876 alexander graham bell booty call
Rating: 4.36/5

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GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:47 pm
5L a minute
Airman - March 10, 2010, 5:09 pm
good one jake
CpnKangaroo - March 10, 2010, 12:23 pm
lol, you know the first call was made to his assistant right? XD

don't even think about it -

KILLER - he's hungry

THE EXTRA MILE - Going there makes your boss look like a complete fool

Semantics -

TAGS: august 18th calendar theme depends on who you ask really
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 18, 2017, 2:08 pm
Outstanding! ^^^^^Up
concern3 - August 18, 2017, 7:34 am
Amen brother, UP yours

Military Benefits -

Humility -

TAGS: calendar august 18th rich poor humility grave
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 20, 2017, 9:56 am
concern3 - August 20, 2017, 4:58 am
Nice, UP yours

Gotta love Marilyn Monroe -


TAGS: vintage polygamists 1880s poster humor
Rating: 4.91/5

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Silverheart - March 1, 2016, 10:47 pm

Ooh, ooh, I want a pack of shiny new fonts! Link, please? PM here or FB if you would please?
lgvernon - March 1, 2016, 7:02 pm

Hadda go find out for sure. I already had Bleeding Cowboy, but just downloaded a whole bunch of fonts. It was in the pack. It used to appear as you've described. The new pack, which overwrote the old file, must be corrupt in some way.
lgvernon - March 1, 2016, 8:34 am

Or the way it looks ths time.
lgvernon - March 1, 2016, 8:32 am

No, I didn't. This is the way my copy looks.
Silverheart - March 1, 2016, 6:39 am

And you cut off the bottom of the i. I am disappoint.
Silverheart - March 1, 2016, 6:38 am

I've kicked Bleeding Cowboys around a bit. But why oh why did you cut the swoosh off the bottom of the a??? Having embellishments like that are perfect for overlapping effects. Like 178085 or 177828
lgvernon - March 1, 2016, 4:46 am

Oh, oh...a fellow fontaholic...I might die...
Rick69 - March 1, 2016, 3:36 am
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God, is that the Bleeding Cowboys font...
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 10:55 pm

That doesn't even need to be said.
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 10:55 pm

That doesn't even need to be said.
mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:25 pm
hahahaha-----this applies to husbands too, right? ^!